The Non Sequitur

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  “ I'm going to overlay you with throbbing gristle. ”
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  “ quick, like a bunny with explosive diarrhea! ”
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  “ Inspire and be inspired by sharing gratitude with the thenonsequitur community. BEFORE I CUT YOU ”
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  “ today i hate my boss with a burning passion of 12 stds ”
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  “ what the is the deal with jerry seinfeld? ”
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  “ we got Grandma, with a capital G, that rhymes with P, and that stands for POOL ”
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  “ Hey, how's that Cumcumber Salad with Special Dressing? ”
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  “ rhymes with billabong gong ”
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  “ new twitter is old twitter? what's going on with the department of homeland designology? ”
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  “ I just ejaculated blood onto my wife's sister's face. That's what you get for sleeping with your brother in law. ”
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  “ and the matrix died with her ”
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  “ I'd like it with skim. No. Not 1%. Skim. And a croissant please ”
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  “ it's like x but for y with z ”
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  “ Whats the deal with airplanes ”
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  “ seek with me and thy shall find whatever it may be that henceforth I may come across ”
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  “ mr. loverman hit me with it. (shabba) ”