The Non Sequitur

• ♥ reply (0) link
  “ two of your biggest, blackest ones please. ”
• ♥ reply (1) link
  “ Two SEO experts was into a bar, tavern, cocktail lounge, barroom, pub, lounge, nightclub, speakeasy, roadhouse, beer hall, boîte, club, inn, cantina, bodega; singles bar, sports bar; informal watering hole, gin mill, dive, nineteenth hole. ”
• ♥ reply (1) link
  “ I think we should start dividing homeless people into two groups. Homeless and wanting a home and Homeless and staying that way. That way, I can not give them a loonie and only feel bad half of the time. ”
• ♥ reply (0) link
  “ is that some sort of sado-masochism or two girls and one bucket? ”
• ♥ reply (0) link
  “ i can count to three. one two three. ”
• ♥ reply (0) link
  “ but two ”