The Non Sequitur

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  “ how do you create a hashtag? easy, just mail Twitter your suggestion and $5 consideration fee. include a SASE if you would like your hashtag suggestion back ”
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  “ one weird tip for an old twitter layout discovered by soccer mothers performing acts of vulgarity on their soccer implements ”
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  “ nice to meet you old twitter. i like how you reminisce about the good ol days ”
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  “ meet the new twitter SAME AS THE OLD TWITTER ”
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  “ new twitter is old twitter? what's going on with the department of homeland designology? ”
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  “ rubber duck waiting patiently for a twitter transplant ”
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  “ fuck twitter. fuck facebook. fuck oauth. fuck linkedin. fuck quora. fuck tumblr. fuck wordpress. fuck meetups. eat shrimp. ”
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  “ Grandma likes Twitter and hates Farmville. Farmville hates Grandma's Twitter avatar. ”