The Non Sequitur

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  “ it's like okcupid but for cellular automata ”
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  “ quick, like a bunny with explosive diarrhea! ”
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  “ FECAL MATTERS is the name of my first album, listen to some songs at my channel, hope you like it! I need You guys, thanks. ”
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  “ how do you create a hashtag? easy, just mail Twitter your suggestion and $5 consideration fee. include a SASE if you would like your hashtag suggestion back ”
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  “ my grandma looks like Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi on steroids ”
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  “ it's like yelp, but for grandmas ”
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  “ “Work like you don't need the money, love like your heart has never been broken, and dance like no one is watching” ”
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  “ that's like, your opinion dood. ”
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  “ there is a hole in my heart shaped like grandma ”
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  “ basically it was like being 50 years old and an 18 year old picks you up at the bar and takes you back to her place only you realize that you forgot your viagra so you spend the whole time showing her pictures of your kids and sucking on her tits ”
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  “ nice to meet you old twitter. i like how you reminisce about the good ol days ”
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  “ Kind of like what I just pulled out of my bum. Except I pushed it. And it was poop. ”
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  “ tag does not like grandma. might like grandmomma ”
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  “ I'd like it with skim. No. Not 1%. Skim. And a croissant please ”
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  “ it's like x but for y with z ”
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  “ not that i know what a welfare office looks like ”
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  “ i said it was like a welfare office ”
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  “ This is what I like. She will obey. ”
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  “ you like? ”
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  “ it looks like it is ”
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  “ it looks like it is ”
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  “ ooh i like. ”