The Non Sequitur

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  “ everybody just relax ”
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  “ I just saw a bee the size of a medium bee ”
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  “ he's just a lover ”
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  “ just started a linode minecraft server. expecting a visit from CAS in my future. ”
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  “ look i just hate knickers all right ”
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  “ look i just hate knickers all right ”
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  “ I just ejaculated blood onto my wife's sister's face. That's what you get for sleeping with your brother in law. ”
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  “ Kind of like what I just pulled out of my bum. Except I pushed it. And it was poop. ”
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  “ You just got __'d ”
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  “ I just discovered what "slut walk" meant. ”