The Non Sequitur

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  “ how was your night of slave programming? ”
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  “ how do you create a hashtag? easy, just mail Twitter your suggestion and $5 consideration fee. include a SASE if you would like your hashtag suggestion back ”
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  “ yeah but can DeVry teach you how to dougie ”
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  “ how was your google interview? did you revert to snail form? ”
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  “ nice to meet you old twitter. i like how you reminisce about the good ol days ”
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  “ How about we make the ones who are staying that way participate in gladiatorial battles over a bottle of whiskey? ”
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  “ how about bubbie? ”