The Non Sequitur

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  “ Two SEO experts was into a bar, tavern, cocktail lounge, barroom, pub, lounge, nightclub, speakeasy, roadhouse, beer hall, boîte, club, inn, cantina, bodega; singles bar, sports bar; informal watering hole, gin mill, dive, nineteenth hole. ”
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  “ basically it was like being 50 years old and an 18 year old picks you up at the bar and takes you back to her place only you realize that you forgot your viagra so you spend the whole time showing her pictures of your kids and sucking on her tits ”