The Non Sequitur

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  “ Grandma likes Twitter and hates Farmville. Farmville hates Grandma's Twitter avatar. ”
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  “ not grandma ”
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  “ Old school ”
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  “ there he goes again, playing metallica. he'll never win. the guitar always beats the player ”
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  “ the leafs suck ”
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  “ nice piano, trent. ”
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  “ look i just hate knickers all right ”
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  “ I meant grandma. ”
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  “ if this van's a rockin someone perform cpr. ”
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  “ how was your google interview? did you revert to snail form? ”
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  “ Sent from my iPhone ”
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  “ rhymes with billabong gong ”
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  “ he's just a lover ”
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  “ awfffff. ”
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  “ i'm not all that hot into xhr. i'm into vhs. ”
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  “ still talking about grandma? ”
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  “ there is a hole in my heart shaped like grandma ”
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  “ you know who had a solution, is hitler ”
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  “ why is it grody? people poop or boob poop? ”
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  “ GRANDMA!!! ”
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  “ LOL ”
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  “ i love wine and it loves me ”
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  “ basically it was like being 50 years old and an 18 year old picks you up at the bar and takes you back to her place only you realize that you forgot your viagra so you spend the whole time showing her pictures of your kids and sucking on her tits ”
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  “ granny cakes - in your bum socket ”
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  “ Oh yea, grand a, ”
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  “ don't judge my desire for skimming gossip columns ”
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  “ painful. ”
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  “ this is an accident ”
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  “ Grandma's are awesome. ”
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  “ Grandma Grandma Grandma Grandma Grandma ”
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  “ any relation to laurasourus? ”
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  “ is this thing on? ”
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  “ jpegs belong in a museum. ”
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  “ just started a linode minecraft server. expecting a visit from CAS in my future. ”
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  “ Poop break! ”
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  “ everybody has opinions and nobody has solutions ”
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  “ I propose that all gif animations be accompanied by a jaunty ragtime tune ”
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  “ prince william has his own coin? what a dong ”
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  “ Hey, how's that Cumcumber Salad with Special Dressing? ”
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  “ except for the artifacts. jpegs, etc. ”
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  “ too soon. too too soon. ”
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  “ is los angeles really gross? ”
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  “ I wish there was a magazine made specifically for cat fanciers ”
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  “ TOTALLY GRODY ”
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  “ SHABBA ”
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  “ meet the new tla, same as the old tla. ”
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  “ You're no spring chicken! That's for sure! ”
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  “ venice: grimy. hollywood: gross. ”
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  “ disgusting group of hobos aka juggalos ”
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  “ we got Grandma, with a capital G, that rhymes with P, and that stands for POOL ”
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  “ it's my birthday bitches!! ”
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  “ look i just hate knickers all right ”
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  “ what the is the deal with jerry seinfeld? ”
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  “ How about we make the ones who are staying that way participate in gladiatorial battles over a bottle of whiskey? ”
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  “ nice to meet you old twitter. i like how you reminisce about the good ol days ”
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  “ meet the new m4v same as the old mp4 ”
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  “ Can't help but feel it's working better since the rollback. ”
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  “ los angeles neighbourhoods must be critiqued separately ”
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  “ hello, i love you won't you tell me your shoe size? ”
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  “ my new line of twerk fitness classes for seniors ”
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  “ grandma ”
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  “ bongos belong in a museum. ”
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  “ haha dong! ”
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  “ fancy a cuppa? ”
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  “ do you think juggalos should have rights? ”
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  “ when i visit portland, i hope to poop on nietzsche's head ”
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  “ meet the new twitter SAME AS THE OLD TWITTER ”
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  “ one weird three-letter extension discovered by one weird mom ”
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  “ yeah. that's what all the web is. one big crazy idea and then regret. ”
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  “ one weird old tip to increase your girth, discovered by grandma ”
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  “ i fucking love this site. love love love. ”
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  “ writing some filler, filler, filler writing some filler, writing it.. writ ”
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  “ why don't you riot more ”
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  “ ;[';pkl;poiuydfgop;[poidsadsfg;' ”
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  “ lolasaurus ”
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  “ liberal canvassers are the bane of my kneecaps ”
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  “ more daiquiris! now!!! ”
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  “ today i hate my boss with a burning passion of 12 stds ”
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  “ beats that motherfuckin fla and flv ”
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  “ my ass belongs on a toilet if the poop's a knockin ”
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  “ not thirteen? thirteen would have been gold. ”
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  “ bubbles ”
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  “ one weird tip for an old twitter layout discovered by soccer mothers performing acts of vulgarity on their soccer implements ”
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  “ learn to type, idiot ”
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  “ could this be the defining app in edna piranha's programming career? ”
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  “ oops I mean walk ”
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  “ herpaderpdurrp ”
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  “ edna piranha listens to witch house on purpose ”
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  “ is that sarcasm?! ”
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  “ all sports suck. except ufc. ”
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  “ I think we should start dividing homeless people into two groups. Homeless and wanting a home and Homeless and staying that way. That way, I can not give them a loonie and only feel bad half of the time. ”
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  “ two of your biggest, blackest ones please. ”
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  “ someone remind me what trent reznor's wife's band is called, my googling arm is broken ”
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  “ whoop whoop! mmfwcl ”
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  “ I just saw a bee the size of a medium bee ”
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  “ monkey nuts, cock flaps and twiddle dinks ”
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  “ that's like, your opinion dood. ”
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  “ at least it's an ethos ”
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  “ I just ejaculated blood onto my wife's sister's face. That's what you get for sleeping with your brother in law. ”
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  “ didn't we used to be able to post utubz on this thing ”